40. Calling a Jaguar a "kitty"

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39. Calling a Saab a "Swedish meatball"

38. Calling a Lamborghini a "raging bull"

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37. Calling a Ferrari a "stallion"

36. Calling an Aston Martin "James Bond's car"

35. Calling a Toyota an "appliance"

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34. Calling a German car "precise"

33. Calling a British car "full of character"

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32. Calling an Italian car "passionate"

31. Calling a Japanese car "soulless"

30. Calling a small convertible a "girl's car"

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29. Calling a Nissan GTR "Godzilla"

28. Calling an engine a "mill"

27. Calling a four-cylinder engine a "four-banger"

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26. Calling an accelerator the "loud pedal"

25. Calling horsepower "horses"

24. Calling an automatic transmission the "slushbox"

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23. Calling a car "baby"

22. Referencing Glengarry Glen Ross in a Hyundai review, wait, shit

21. Referencing World War II in a Jeep review

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20. "Teutonic"

19. "Absolutely mental"

18. "The controls fall readily to hand"

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17. "Bank-vault doors"

16. "Rifle-bolt precision"

15. "Stomping on the loud pedal"

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14. "Ten-tenths"

13. "911 killer"

12. "Mouse-fur upholstery" (wait, shit, ugh, dammit)

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11. "Lord Vader, your ride awaits"

10. "Won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz"

9. "Race on Sunday, sell on Monday"

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8. "Let's touch base"

7. Referencing brown, manual, diesel wagons

6. Referencing brown, manual, diesel wagons sarcastically

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5. The Ford Mustang

4. "Stomping on the loud pedal reveals 355 horses from a powerful four-banger mill with Teutonic precision"

3. Words

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2. Lists

1. Self-awareness